The A-team Fans V3.0 ~ Bekijk onderwerp

Moderator Geregistreerd op: 9-10-2005 Berichten: 1131 Woonplaats: Bennekom

ik zou is gaan kijken bij groenbrothers.com

daar zijn leuke filmpjes te vinden!

Dit is echt heel knap gedaan:
kerstverlichting

En dit ook, maar die is volgens mij al wel vrij bekend
Voetbaltrucs op het Leidsche plein

Admin Geregistreerd op: 10-12-2004 Berichten: 1603 Woonplaats: Brugge

Die ene is al bezig met de verlichting van volgend jaar zeker?? Automatiseer dat eens.

Zieje dat voetbal een luie sport is, je kan het zelf al zittend. Very Happy

Ecth wel straf wat die gast doet.

Kolonel Geregistreerd op: 11-1-2005 Berichten: 284 Woonplaats: Amsterdam

als we dan toch de video.google site erbij halen, dan is dit ook een leuk filmpje.. de domste hond OOIT!
Domme Hond

Haha, wat een stom beest zeg. Echt een tof filmpje Very Happy

Kolonel Geregistreerd op: 11-1-2005 Berichten: 284 Woonplaats: Amsterdam

Ik ben op zoek gegaan naar een 'You know you're Dutch when...'-lijst, en na een uur rondsnuffelen heb ik er uiteindelijk een aantal gevonden! De leukste (en naar mijn mening die ook het meest kloppen) heb ik op een rijtje gezet: (ik ben ook benieuwd naar een You know you're from Belgium when...'-lijstje Wink

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You know you’re Dutch when...

...you immediatelly notice words like free, restitution, sale, gratis and discount.
...you don't particularly like working too hard, and you think people in English-speaking countries are insane to work as hard as they do.
...when you see an opportunity, you take it. Owning Indonesia was the best thing ever.
...you think you speak English. You know you don't speak French but you like to pretend you do. You understand German more than you like to admit.
...you go to birthday parties without presents.
...you love the idea that dope and prostitution is legal in the Netherlands, but you know that this is mainly for the tourists. Dutch people don't do these things.
... you never ever ever ever ever wore wooden shoes in your entire lifetime, and sure as hell never will
...you expect to have the government provide everything for you.
...you love insurance and dislike taking risks of any kind.
...you feel you had a superior education. You know your four year Dutch university degree is the equivalent of a Master's anywhere else. However, it took you at least 6 years to finish your four year degree.
...you think that, as a Dutch person, you can naturally ride a bike better than people from other countries.
...you think that it is amusing and ridiculous for children on bicycles to wear helmets. You would never subject your children to that humiliation.
...you feel that it's a tourist's own fault if he or she gets hit by a bicycle.
...you spend more on a lock than a bike, and yet your bike is stolen at least 3 times in the last 5 years
... you're proud of the fact that stealing bikes is, in fact, a national sport.
...you have an "agenda" and book everything - everything - weeks in advance.
...when you see something that has been reduced in price by 30 cents, you think seriously about whether you want to buy it or not.
...you line up in Eurospar for 20 minutes every Wednesday because the bread is half price.
...you really hate purplish-blue envelopes.
...you have a serious indoor hobby.
...you are or have been into one of these five sports: hockey (aka field hockey), rowing, speedskating, korfball or football (aka soccer).
...you start a sentence with "And we all know the famous Dutchman* (insert name)...", and people look at you with a blank stare.
...when you don’t confuse Gouda with cheese
...your kitchen is in your livingroom
...you immediately think of your prime minister if you watch a Harry Potter -movie
...you think all trains are yellow
...can't help but express an irritated sigh when people say they've been to "Holland" when all they saw was Amsterdam.
...your face wavers in the air after giving someone a kiss on the cheek. What happened to the other two kisses??
...you are amazed at people who live near volcanoes, seismically unstable areas and hurricane-trails, but you're proud to live below sea-level
...for every decision you make, you first need to form a comittee, compiled of all people involved and won't do it until a reasonable compromise has been reached within all the members
...you slam the door in people's faces when they dare to show up at your doorstep unannounced at six; of course you won't invite them for dinner!
...you wear an orange, inflatable wooden shoe on your head on 'special occasions'
...you have used the phrase 'useless violence' at least once in your life
...you see the rest of the world as short, instead of yourself as tall
...when you know that you are not being rude, you are just being bluntly honest
...you consider four weeks of vacation a year normal, and in many professions count on a 36-hour working week.
...if you are between the ages of four and eighty, you own at least one bicycle and use it, too
...you think having a Royal House and a Queen is a Good Thing. Why, you're not sure.
...you think its only logical to learn to drink before learning how to drive.

Oh, als iemand nog leuke toevoegingen heeft.. dan hoor ik ze graag Very Happy

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Kolonel Geregistreerd op: 11-1-2005 Berichten: 284 Woonplaats: Amsterdam

ok.. weer een nieuw filmpje!

C for Cookie

Kolonel Geregistreerd op: 11-3-2005 Berichten: 208 Woonplaats: Antwerpen

You know you've been in Belgium too long when...

1. You always stop your car for traffic from even the tiniest little road from the right.
2. You consider breaking the speed limit normal, and honk and flash at people who don't.
3. If you have had less than 10 beers you drive your car home, but you still don't indicate when turning or respect the speed limit.
4. If you have a car, you consider any other means of transportation slightly suspicious.
5. You know the names of at least 10 different sauces for chips.
6. You catch yourself ordering a "Supplement Frites" with every single dish you have in any kind of restaurant.
7. You give other foreigners lectures on the difference between fake and real monastery-produced beer.
8. You don't drink the last two centilitres of a Westmalle trippel.
9. You never wear any colour brighter than dark green. You automatically assume anyone who does is either:
a. Dutch
b. Scandinavian
c. American or
d. Extremely childish or rude
10. Just one day without rain even in July and August can make you happy.
11. On Saturday morning and Sunday evening of any sunny summer-weekend you accept spending more than three hours stuck in traffic jams on motorways in order to get to and from 100 km's of coastline that are completely cramped with high-risers 20 meters from the beach.
12. You don't mind that bouncers have to be given at least 20 francs when you leave a disco as a bribe for letting you get in next time.
13. You consider it normal that even the train to and from the airport has announcements in both Dutch and French, but not in English. You don't react when all the foreigners storm out of the train at the announcement of Brussels North when coming from the airport.
14. You do all your grocery shopping in either GB or Delhaize, and you don't understand anyone who shops in the other supermarket chain.
15. You consider it normal to go out to a restaurant at least five times per week.
16. You think it is logical that shops are closed Sundays and evenings, but buy the booze you consume in night-shops between 4 and 5 AM Sunday morning.
17. You use and understand abbreviations like NMBS/SNCB, MIVB/STIB and SMAP/OMOB.
18. You only buy the most up-market chocolate brands, and feel sorry for the geeks who buy "white products".
19. You start going to Quick instead of McDonalds and you have actually tasted the Quick Bearnaise Burger.
20. You think it looks nice when the type of pavement tiles in front of each house are different, and you don't mind falling over lopsided tiles occasionally.
21. You take dog-* on the pavement as just another challenge on you daily walks.
22. You keep three colours of bin-bags for different kinds of waste, and remember which days to put out which kind of bag on the pavement in front of your house.
23. You don't mind when most streets are full of bags that have been put out on the wrong day, not even in the summer when the combination of the sun and intrepid dogs makes it a very interesting experience.
24. You automatically assume that everyone else speaks at least three languages, but refuse to speak more than one yourself.
25. You have given up on any sensible political discussion on the language divide in general and the Brussels Capital Region and the future of Belgium in particular.
26. You consider politicians and the police worse than criminals, with the possible exception of paedophiles.
27. You consider it perfectly normal when the names of towns on road signs change from French to Dutch and vice versa every 5 or 10 kilometres of motorway.
28. You have understood that the hassle of monthly visits to the municipality to obtain papers or residence permits is reserved for recently arrived foreigners who move every 6 months, and you therefore don't complain over your own annual visit where you wait in line for an hour or two.

Kolonel Geregistreerd op: 11-3-2005 Berichten: 208 Woonplaats: Antwerpen

Nog Belgische mopjes:

2 men are sitting in a Bar, talking about space travelling.
- "We, Americans, can easily fly to the planet Mars."
- "We, Belgians, can easily fly to the Sun."
- "To the sun??? But the Sun ... is much too hot!"
- "That's why we go by night."
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How could you recognise the Belgian competitor at the Judo event at the Olympic games?

- He was the one with the stranglehold on the referee!
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Belgische Laptop

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- "Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
- "Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
- "Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
- "No."
- "Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?"
- "Bill Gates."
- "Country?"
- "The USA."
- "Native language?"
- "English."
- "Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face with a pie?"
- "Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
- "We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
- "Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie."
- "Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
- "Yes."
- "Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
- "No."
- "Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"
- "Yes."
- "Any pies then?"
- "No."
- "Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in again. I'll wait."
- "Just a minute.." "Okay, I'm back."
- "Did you get hit by another pie?"
- "Of course not."
- "Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem, though. If it happens again, please note the exact details of the situation and call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department. (click)"
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Admin Geregistreerd op: 10-12-2004 Berichten: 1603 Woonplaats: Brugge

Kzal maar niet al men moppen over Hollanders hier plaatsen zeker Wink

Anders ben ik volgende week nog aan het typen Twisted Evil

Admin Geregistreerd op: 10-12-2004 Berichten: 1603 Woonplaats: Brugge

De evolutie van de dans:
filmpje
Eerst wel wa reclame.

Admin Geregistreerd op: 9-12-2004 Berichten: 1765 Woonplaats: Brugge

Wow! Die kerel is goed! De overgang tussen de liedjes zijn ook altijd super gedaan. Er zitten ook zotte moves tussen. Daar moet hij echt uren op geoefend hebben. Proficiat!

Admin Geregistreerd op: 9-12-2004 Berichten: 1765 Woonplaats: Brugge

Met paint kan je meer dan je denkt, kijk maar:
http://www.speelmee.nl/game.php?id=1786

Wel nog goed gedaan.

Dat painten is echt wel mooi gedaan. Erg knap