The A-team Fans V3.0 ~ Bekijk onderwerp - How to Catch the A-Team

Generaal Geregistreerd op: 4-2-2007 Berichten: 4854 Woonplaats: Everywhere

1. Don't Let the Big Guy Toss You
That's his best move. And once he does that, you'll never catch him.
2. For the Love of Mercy, Don't Lock Them in a Warehouse with an Acetylene Torch and Dynamite
I really shouldn't have to tell you this... but it's happened too many times before.
3. Whatever You Do, Don't Lock Them in a Warehouse with an Acetylene Torch
It just makes their job easier.
4. Don't Lock the A-Team in a Warehouse
They always find a way to build a tank while they're trapped.
5. Find Young Women in Need of Help
The A-Team will show up before long.
6. Don't be Afraid of Their Bullets
They never hit us
7. Shoot Better
We never hit them.
8. Track the Sales of Tranquilizers
The A-Team has to knock BA out every time they fly. It probably takes a lot of tranquilizers to get this done.
9. Put Armor Around our Tires
Even though the A-Team can't seem to hit any of our guys, they can shoot tires with uncanny accuracy.
10. Quit Storing Explosive Materials in our Watchtowers
This never made much sense anyway.
11. Don't be Fooled by the Armor
Sometimes the A-Team likes to make an armored vehicle out of a car. But don't be fooled. No amount of armor can make a civic hatchback stronger than one of our jeeps... or tanks.
12. Quit Falling So Much
Plant your feet better so A-Team bombs won't send you flying.
13. Don't be Afraid of Helicopters
Murdock always uses his helicopter to scare our drivers until they drive off the road and flip their vehicles. He can't really do anything from his helicopter, so drivers shouldn't be so scared.
14. Wear Helmets
The big guy always does that thing where he crashes our heads together.
15. Use a Metal Detector
You should be able to locate BA's gold chains from miles away.
16. Post Better Guards at the Local Mental Hospitals
It seems like the A-Team busts Howling Mad Murdock out of a mental institution every week only to bring him back. You might be able to catch them there, and if you don't you can try again in seven days.
17. Look for Ugly Cars
This Corvette and the A-Team Van are two of the world's least attractive cars. They should be easy to spot.
18. Don't Buy Exploding Cars
The A-Team always shoots for the engine.
19. Don't Fall for Their Disguises
Although the A-Team are all masters of disguise, if you look carefully you can usually spot them. In this case, look really, really close. Few real doctors have Mohawks.
20. Hire Better Heavies
Hiring guys with beards and bad haircuts may work against other outlaws, but the A-Team walks all over low rent tough guys.